Keep in mind, though, that there’s really no way of telling who will go home happy and who will get off at the nearest exit and cry until choking.
These days it’s all about endurance. But if going the distance leaves you desperately gasping for air, is taking a short cut really that bad?
“I think I’m a sports fish” her friend said, concerned look on her face. “You know, when men go fishing they either keep the fish to take home or they just put their hook in it, reel it in and then throw it back in the water again. A sports fish.”
They sat in silent contemplation.
“I might be a sports fish too.”
When it comes to break ups, people are all “You should start dating again! Mingle!”. It’s like giving a big box of matches to a burn victim, suggesting a nice little bonfire might help to ease the pain. Just fuck someone else and you’re golden, right.
“You can’t let him win!” they would say. As if it was a competition.