On whales and getting out

by Malin's eating

“So I saw this really cool thing on TV last night about whales!”
“…”
“I mean, did you know that whales can live to be like 200 years old?”
“…”
“And did you know whales can hold their breath for about 50 minutes?”
“…”
“And how about this: the whale’s penis is like 100 centimetres long!”
“…”
“I really need to get out more, don’t I?”
“Yes, you do.”

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