On things they expect you to do

by Malin's eating

Hook up your cable, recycle all trash, shave your legs, know about interest, file your nails, change tires, exercise, keep a balanced diet, have a job, pay bills, read protocols, clean your windows, have insurance, wash your hair, mingle with strangers, have hot sex, fall in love, backup your hard drive, choose electricity supplier, act responsibly.
It’s enough to drive a sane person mad.